Friday Science Jokes

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Another round 

Here you get another portion of science jokes. I should admit that finding a good joke about science it's not an easy task. However, to have a good laugh is priceless and all the troubles worth it. It is scientifically proved!

Enjoy your weekend!

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Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

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Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate

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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

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A physicist, a mathematician, and a statistician go hunting. They spot a deer and take aim. The physicist shoots first and misses 10 meters to the right. The mathematician shoots next and misses 10 meters to the left. The statistician then throws down his gun and proclaims, "We got it!"

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