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Who Said Science Can't be Funny

We all need a good laugh. Especially after a hard week of studying, working, researching, and doing other smart things. We at SWS Society recognize that science is not always the serious stuff we do in our labs or behind the desk. This is why we are starting a column, that will make us all laugh from time to time. Enjoy!


Science Jokes

A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously, he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He, too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterward, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water."

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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," says his advisor, "in her biology class."

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

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They have just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

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Famous last words from chemists:

1) "And now the taste test…"

2) "And now shake it a bit…"

3) "In which glass was my mineral water?"

4) "This is a completely safe experimental setup."

5) "Now you can take the protection window away…"

Mars rovers safe from lightning strikes
Rest in Peace, Lawrence Ferlinghetti

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