Friday Science Jokes

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There is a saying that every day one should learn something new. Well, that is quite right. However, we should put some detail to that proposition. It is not just something new but some new joke. Even physicians can't deny that jokes are good and wholesome both for your health and mental performance. There is something more. Today is the day that all the tricksters and jokers around the world have been waiting for one year. We should honor that patience and give all of us a joke treat. Not just a joke treat. It comes from arguably the most difficult category – Science Jokes. So, enjoy your scientific treat and have a pleasant weekend.

1.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, them you might as well Barium.

2.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says his advisor, "in her biology class."

3.
Famous last words from chemists:
1) "And now the taste test…"
2) "And now shake it a bit…"
3) "In which glass was my mineral water?"
4) "This is a completely safe experimental setup."
5) "Now you can take the protection window away…"