A Special Place for Blog Lovers with a Touch of Science!

Enjoy our special posts in the fields of Earth & Planetary Sciences (EPS Blog) and Social Sciences & Arts (SSA Blog)

A Special Place for Blog Lovers with a Touch of Science!

Friday Science Jokes

Credit: Gettyimages

The International Joke day

There is a saying that every day one should learn something new. Well, that is quite right. However, we should put some detail to that proposition. It is not just something new but some new joke. Even physicians can't deny that jokes are good and wholesome both for your health and mental performance. There is something more. Today is the day that all the tricksters and jokers around the world have been waiting for one year. We should honor that patience and give all of us a joke treat. Not just a joke treat. It comes from arguably the most difficult category – Science Jokes. So, enjoy your scientific treat and have a pleasant weekend.

9 jokes that scientific nerds will love

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, them you might as well Barium.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says his advisor, "in her biology class."

Famous last words from chemists:
1) "And now the taste test…"
2) "And now shake it a bit…"
3) "In which glass was my mineral water?"
4) "This is a completely safe experimental setup."
5) "Now you can take the protection window away…"

Why don't aliens visit our Solar System?
They read the reviews – just one star.

A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
"What do we want?"
"Time travel."
"When do we want it?"

Why did the bacteria fail the math test?
He thought multiplication was the same as division.

An infectious disease walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
It replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."

One mouse to another: "Look at that fellow with a white coat on. Whenever I push the paddle, he starts writing something!"

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I probably won't get a reaction.

Stay Informed

When you subscribe to the blog, we will send you an e-mail when there are new updates on the site so you wouldn't miss them.

Expand your imagination with the books of Italo Ca...
A green ‘sea change’ as water transport makes its ...

Related Posts

EPS Recent Posts

27 June 2022
Earth & Planetary Sciences (EPS)
Credit: Gettyimages Clouds and climate change New computational approaches help researchers include cloud physics in global models We hear a lot about how climate change will change the land, sea and ice. But how will it affect clouds? "Low clouds co...
26 Hits
23 June 2022
Earth & Planetary Sciences (EPS)
Credit: Drone flying over Hong Kong cityscape; Gettyimages The future of uncrewed aircrafts Uncrewed aircraft responding to fire and medical emergencies will be used to save lives - if digitalised air-traffic control can help them navigate safely in ...
50 Hits
21 June 2022
Earth & Planetary Sciences (EPS)
Credit: sgem.org SGEM Conference of Earth and Planetary Sciences 22nd International Multidisciplinary Scientific GeoConference SGEM 2022 (2 - 11 July 2022) will take place at Maritim Paradise Blue, Congress centre in the picturesque region of Albena ...
34095 Hits